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If it's not one thing, it's your mother, Julia Sweeney

eng

autobiography

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non fiction

If it's not one thing, it's your mother

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Julia Sweeney

"While Julia Sweeney is known as a talented comedienne and writer and performer of her one-woman shows, she is also a talented essayist.... [T]he past few years have provided her with some rich material. Julia adopted a Chinese girl named Mulan ... and then, a few years later, married and moved from Los Angeles to Chicago. She writes about deciding to adopt her child, strollers, nannies (including the Chinese Pat), knitting, being adopted by a dog, The Food Network, and meeting Mr. Right through an email from a complete stranger .... Some of the essays reveal Julia's ability to find that essential thread of human connection, whether it's with her mother-in-law ... or with an anonymous customer service rep during a late-night phone call.... [T]his is a funny, and at times powerful, memoir by a woman living her life with originality and intelligence."--Front flap of jacket

Prologue -- Week one: unto me a child is given. If it's not one thing, it's your mother -- Just tinking -- Channeling food -- China Sweeney -- Strong and beautiful -- Letters from camp -- Week two: independence. Three Chinese nannies -- Arden -- Big strollers are bad -- Three boyfriends and reflections on a high school crush -- The birds and the bees -- A fan letter -- Sphexy -- Week three: death. The decline and fall of practically everybody -- Starter gods -- Pussy -- Baby on board -- The color of skin -- Phone bill -- Week four: dependence. My nemesis -- A proposal at Starbucks -- An education -- Hinky Dink is sinking -- Tomorrow they arrive

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