Everything is awful, and other observations, Matt Bellassai
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Everything is awful, and other observations, Matt Bellassai
Language
eng
resource.biographical
contains biographical information
Illustrations
illustrationsplates
Index
no index present
Literary Form
non fiction
Main title
Everything is awful
Oclc number
1005899161
Responsibility statement
Matt Bellassai
Sub title
and other observations
Summary
Presents a collection of humorously anguished essays chronicling the awful moments of Bellassai's life so far, from everyday indignities to the humiliations of the adult world
Table Of Contents
Everything is awful, and other embarassments -- On being an adult, or, I have no idea what I'm doing -- On the trauma of having (or not having) hair -- On being "the big guy" -- Rules for a totally healthy and not-at-all-medically-concerning lifestyle -- On my old and fragile body, or, I feel bad about my everything -- On near-death experiences, or, That time I choked on a taquito -- A brief list of things that I don't know -- On Michigan -- On the terrors of nature -- On teenagers and why they're the worst -- On my first 100 days as President of the United States -- On terrible first jobs -- On my troubled history with fashion -- On being in the closet, or, Why you should never fall in love with your straight best friend -- On relationships, or, Traits for my ideal man -- On the sticky perils of having a roommate -- On living alone in New York City -- On self-sufficiency -- On keeping a clean and tidy apartment -- On not being the People's Choice
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